Sometimes, a resounding sigh of despair

[davidb2b]

Since the birth of social media, the ability to write a cogent message seems to have disappeared, for most people at least. Everything is a one liner which contains no meaningful information. I repeatedly get messages such as: "I want to order a custom. Who is available?" Without more information, I can't tell if I have anyone suitable for said custom, or even if it is something I would consider producing. It doesn't even cross the author's mind that this is equivalent to asking: "How long is a piece of string?"

Another favourite is: "My video won't play." What video? Where did you buy it? Did you download it or are you trying to stream it? Streaming will not work if you bought it from me. If you bought it from someone else, not my problem. If you pirated it, also not my problem.

I also find it odd that people will write to me, presumably knowing that I film pee desperation, bondage and stripping videos, and ask me things like: "Will you make a video where a guy is pinching a girl's nose?" or "Can you make something where a girl is being electrocuted with a car battery?"

I suppose it's par for the course in the crazy world we inhabit, but, dayam.